Here is Patrick being sported by one of his fans last summer in Michigan
Uploaded from my IphoneBefore we do that, here is a little bit of background on who and what Patrick is. Patrick is a wooden figurine that I created in 10th grade in my ceramics class at Classen SAS. He was created completely by accident. My friend and I were designing a sculpture out of two pieces of wood. Both pieces failed, but from the rubble arose possibility. My friend ended up throwing his piece of wood away, but I saw potential with my half. At first, the block looked potentially like a long sword. I shaved the piece and sanded it down into what later resembled a magnet shaped device. The final product was a wooden figurine that resembled Patrick Star from the popular show on Nickelodeon, Spongebob Squarepants. I decided to paint the figurine a shade of pink and had another friend draw a face on him.

All photos were uploaded from my Phone
Anyways, I thought Patrick was super funny and started taking pictures of Patrick. It started off as a joke between me and my friends and we took pictures of him everywhere.Here this is Patrick Skyping with one of my friends
Patrick with a baby photo
Here Patrick is part of my Science Fair project
A rad picture of Patrick in my physics class with the Tesla Coil
Patrick at a Mexican Restaurant (Featuring my sister in the background)
Here Patrick is being sported by one of my friends as a pocket square
Also, all these photos were taken from my phone
I even created an Instagram page for him at one point and it went viral (not really).

All pictures were taken from my phone
I admit it was hilarious for the first few days and then everybody expected the joke to die down. But it never did. As a matter of fact, I still think it's hilarious! Even in college, I think this is hilarious and will randomly take pictures of him, kind of like a weird zany continuous art project will no definitive goal.
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| Patrick in somebody's garden statue with a frozen donut. Uploaded from my iphone |
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